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edgy people like potraying mario as a killer but truth is mario probably doesn't kill any enemies, they just get defeated. there is a difference
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Mario would only point at peach to bake him that cake she keeps promising on only delivered on once
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Mario may not have what it takes but Peach has no such qualms
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Mario much prefers the subtle brutality of a knife
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Reading to the end of the article be like
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Shadow the hedgehog: Fuck. That. Shit.
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Since this is satire, we can all still agree Mario would make Doomguy look like a church-goer
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...Right...
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So what we're saying is that Mario would lose in a fight to Shadow cause Shadow isn't afraid to shoot
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