Replying to @HardDriveMag
But legitimately throws turtles into bombs. And lava. Evicts turtles from their shells after ripping their wings off. Jumps on walking mushroom peoples heads. Mario is a monster.
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Zero qualms about pushing people in to lava, but draws the line at firearms. 🙄
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
So Mario prefers Batman style stomping…. “I don’t know if I killed him, I just squished him into goo and went on”
Replying to @HardDriveMag
But If it’s a goomba, hell to the yea he would ..
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
he won't shoot a gun, but shooting fireballs and throwing hammers is OK
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Because he would rather smash skulls with his feet
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You know….. at this point….I think they aren’t actually real
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Proceeds to curb stomp Goombas for an entire adventure
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
That’s why Mario is always number 1 because he doesn’t take the cheap way by using a gun!