That is the craziest shit I've ever read. I can't believe more people aren't talking about this!

Omfg the article changes when you click on it more than once this is high level shitposting

I looked at the source code to see how this is done, and now Hard Drive is threatening to arrest me!?

You finally did it. You beautiful bastards finally figured out how to get people to click links multiple times.

Ok, but the one time I click the link it’s nothing more than the title

im getting a security risk from this link

Whoa there! Afraid you can't go any further. This article's only available to folks who've completed their work for the week.","Hey now! Are you sure you've done everything you need to do this week? Seems like you'd wanna get that done before lollygagging on a satire site."

Jokes on you I'm unemployed