Proud Man Once Afraid of Dying a Virgin Now Just Afraid of Dying

Local gamer Mike Plant, who once feared dying a virgin, now only fears death following a momentous event in his life.

Oct 23, 2021 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Mechanized · Oct 23, 2021 · 5:11 PM UTC

Mechanized @Hyp3rV01d

23 Oct 2021

Now I'm just afraid of dying before Elden Ring comes out.

Jim T. is checkmark free! · Oct 23, 2021 · 6:31 PM UTC

Jim T. is checkmark free! @therealjimteal

23 Oct 2021

Me after getting married: well I guess only death is left now

James Downs · Oct 23, 2021 · 5:39 PM UTC

James Downs @INTPhilosopher

23 Oct 2021

This is like listening to Carlin. It's not funny. It's just true. Congratulations! You have made a factual statement.

Big League Chuchu · Oct 23, 2021 · 5:05 PM UTC

Big League Chuchu @lemontiter

23 Oct 2021

girls'll do that ya

Clerko · Oct 23, 2021 · 5:57 PM UTC

Clerko @ClerkWildfire

23 Oct 2021

I thought hard drive was supposed to be satire

thigh enthusiast🐱🎧 · Oct 23, 2021 · 6:11 PM UTC

thigh enthusiast🐱🎧 @YeetDabMcFapDab

23 Oct 2021

I'm afraid of dying before halo infinite and elden ring Comes out