Kotaku would spin this as him exposing everyone to his white skin to brag about his privilege or some other critical race theory bullshit and call it a review for the new CoD.

He got a strong argument

That actually happened at a convention I went to years ago. Some shirtless smartass entered the cosplay competition claiming to be dressed up as: Jacob from Twilight.

This is not actually satire. People do try to pull this off. Male and female. They never actually make it into the con floor, but in areas with lax nudity laws they become a bit of a curiosity to see them show up outside the convention hall.

Pretty bad cosplay, like he could at least be on steroids

Hello, yes, I am the judge for the Terminator cosplay contest.

Wash day tomorrow! Nothing clean, right?