Dang the desperation in these words. I will click the link next time

don't ever try to make me laugh again

Make me.

Does it count as 2 clicks if we open it first on the Twitter browser then on Chrome?

I didn’t even realize there were ads on your website since my phone blocks them all

I don't have a long enough attention span to read the full articles when I'm just trying to scroll twitter but I do absolutely open every single link I see from y'all because the headlines and photoshops are all I need

Take it from me, a guy who has written a few of the aforementioned articles (i.e., "vested interest")- they're funny, folks

they're good articles