Friendless Man Forced to Fill Birthday Party With CPU Characters

A local man without nearby friends was recently forced to fill his birthday party with CPU characters, concerned neighbors have reported.

Oct 10, 2021 · 1:00 PM UTC

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John Whitfield · Oct 11, 2021 · 4:43 AM UTC

John Whitfield @Gibspacemarine2

11 Oct 2021

S... S.. So?...

MuchWhittering · Oct 10, 2021 · 1:07 PM UTC

MuchWhittering @MuchWhittering

10 Oct 2021

Well with GPU shortages your only option is to hoard CPUs.

@volgher.bsky.social · Oct 10, 2021 · 3:00 PM UTC

@volgher.bsky.social @Volgher

10 Oct 2021

Painda · Oct 10, 2021 · 1:11 PM UTC

Painda @HotFudgePandae

10 Oct 2021

I really hope VengeSim isn't invited.

Roberto Valdes🇨🇺🎉 · Oct 10, 2021 · 6:30 PM UTC

Roberto Valdes🇨🇺🎉 @Rob36622

10 Oct 2021

Damn, Hard Drive just coming after their audience these days 😪