Maybe he stuffs bigger uniforms with the 7 hammers, 15 irons, 3 wrenches and 22 soda cans he can somehow carry.

He's just so good at what he does, every outfit fits perfectly.

He's also grateful that every noteworthy celebrity resembles him to the point where associates of said celebrity can't tell the difference up close.

I love how I have never even thought about this. I'm now just giggling to myself over the possible ramifications of it all. Hehehe.

I'm particularly grateful for all those people in high-ranking positions who wear wigs. It would have made dressing as Director Nakamura so much harder had his hair not been conveniently modular. Same with the tattoo artist in Santa Fortuna. Thank God he wore tattoo sleeves.

Lmaooo

anything for you king

I would love the game to justify this like "Yeah, 47 actually trains himself to have the most average body possible so he can disguise himself as any kind of guard he may encounter".