Woah, I'm pretty sure this is a conspiracy theory.

How can these people lived without the spread of toxic fandom all over social media in real time!?!? Such barbaric & uncivilized times!

This isn't even satire. Now people play games mostly to live out some fantasy or do virtual chores.

New archeological finds suggest that the people of the time, otherwise known as "gamers" would actually congregate in these locales and play games using *currency*, for the sole purpose of playing the games with no redemption of tickets.

See, stuff like this is how I know you're a satire site.

I'm a relic of the past

yeah this doesn't sound right...

They didn't get mad over some cause they say they are fighting for which nobody gives a shit about!?

Clearly staged. If you look closely, you can see a Starbucks cup was left in the shot.