I thought I told you never to call me out like this.

I go with the niche rule, if the person is wearing a zelda t-shirt, I'll leave them alone, but if they're wearing a Katamari t-shirt, or something equally niche, I'm gonna talk to them. Its hard enough to find people to talk about less popular stuff.

ALWAYS A STRUGGLE - DO I ADDRESS THEM OR NOT?!?

"unshowered" is a bit stereotypical don’t you think?

I mean, if someone's wearing a Mother 3 t-shirt, of all things, they're definitely the kind to want to talk about the game at any moment.

Shirts are not good conversation initiators. I just wear whatever shit was clean and fits me right. Some of it was hand-me-down. I have never bought wearable merch. I do not want to talk about what's on my shirt. Especially if it's some sports team.

This but honestly. please accost me with small talk in public. I crave validation.

I get the problem of having boobs under the shirt and getting 'quizzed;' what am I doing wrong?

I sure hope nobody tells me that they got the shirt

this unironically