"Please tell me this was sarcasm." Never. A satire website being sarcastic? Never.

Isn’t kratos an olive skinned man who gets white washed?

This is why it's important to finish school...1) so u don't make stupid posts because you sound ignorant in the end and 2) so you don't read this garbage and have an anurism from the stupidity that was posted by a poorly utilized sperm and egg.

Oh my god. The whole page is like that. Satire is dead.

amazing.

Now we finally have a reason to actually check the articles! (JK Your articles are great. But it's hard to remember that the amazing titles you put aren't just click-bait! XD)

They just took a big'ol bite out of that onion didn't they?

gamers don't deserve rights

They’re all middle eastern.