What else would the handle be used for?

This article is unrealistic, it implies that you would need a new Gamecube after beating multiple men to death with them. Just dust if off and you'll be back to Double Dash in no time. Also click the link nerds, this one's fun.

They come with a handle! Of course you're supposed to smash someone's head in with it! Fun fact: the breakability of the axe in Animal Crossing was actually a reference to how smashing *too* many people with a GCN would eventually make it stop working. Keep an eye on durability!

“improvised”

"In essence, it’s an oversized, one-handed knuckle duster that can also run Super Mario Sunshine." Built for ✨violence✨.

I use ps2 phats and deliver the Cain and Abel treatment to my enemies.

I bet you use this controller