Good thing I can’t read

I wanna be in an article

First you want us to read your articles, next you'll be telling us to whitelist your site in our ad blockers! Do you have any idea how much EFFORT that is?? That's, like, five whole clicks! AND SCROLLING!

I dont even read the headlines, only the twitter comments and then try to guess what the joke was

I dont actualy read the articles I just click the link

I have never once clicked on a hard drive article link (I promise I have. please don't hate me hd. it was a joke. I take it back. I'm sorry. Please forgive me.)

I read the headline of 2 articles today, laughed... then kept on scrolling

I don't read the tweets or headlines, just the entire body of the articles

I literally don't know who you are? BUT if you'd like to give me that free publicity could you also mention this project of mine? gamebanana.com/mods/320845 It pairs well with the popular Shadow Reloaded mod for the game

I don't even read