This is funny and clever

Ratchet assures me it’s only friendly foreplay

man I legit read that while my brain was off, kept scrolling down and then it turned back on and I kekked a bit

"At first I didn’t think nothing of it,” said Alan Clemons, who performed the full oil change on the shape-shifting robot. “I don’t mind their kind coming in here like some of my coworkers do. But the way he moaned when I put the dipstick back in, I don’t know." 💀💀💀

No it's dialysis

So you folks wanna put peoples names on blast cause they don't read your stuff and this is what you got to show? Was this the best you could think of?

Horny

I hope it is

I thought it was more like changing out a urostomy bag but with more steps. Besides the only time, TransFormers got really sexual was the Kiss Players series. Some of you may get very uncomfortable if you look that up.