Speedrunner and work don't go in the same sentence

"If it’s illegal to be a gamer, then go ahead and lock me up” holy shit what a statement

Well, technically you *can* skip this dialogue, but it makes the enemies in the area extremely hostile, and they don't de-aggro unless you gain enough distance, then switch cars before they catch up, which involves a lot of frame-perfect evidence-hiding. Ultimately it wastes time

Well that's one way to accept that your life is a simulation...

@ApacheSmash 4 u

If she was a Spelunky player she'd know how to get out of there

Corny as hell lol