J, Jonah Jameson sounds like a manager of an online clickbait creator. . . . I like this take on the character, though it might need some of that toxic oooze, like a certain man whose 1/4 of a regular man that likes to post 40-60 videos a month on how bad woman make him feel.

@AngryRedditor he found u

“Spider-Man swings into Grand Central Station and you won’t believe what happens next!”

J. Jonah Jameson begs people to click on the link instead of just reading the headline

I need to know “What Spidey Sense Are You?!?”