That's why we have steroids

Oh

Duh

what? 🥺

Sega is false advertising because there implying that hedgehogs are blue and run fast

If a hedgehog actually did run that fast they will poop almost everywhere because when hedgehogs run fast they poop

SEGA confirms that Dr. Eggman kidnapping Princess Elise was a cover-up for her sudden disappearance plotted by G.U.N.’s Colonel Sanders who’s also being court martialled for his involvement in the disappearance of Dr. Gerald Robotnik & his granddaughter Maria.