Can you please go back to writing satirical articles?

I love the amount of people who don't realize this is The Onion for people who like video games and hate Kotaku/Polygon/Jason Schrier

Aw man I was hoping for a passable one

Unleashed is genuinely one of the good ones, fite me. Not the "it has its issues but I like it", *actually* good. Y'all just jumped the hate bandwagon after the buggy mess of '06 (or played the PS2 version).

i think the most amusung thing about this article is how many people are taking hard drive seriously lol

There's no good sonic game

Please redo Sonic 06, @SEGA. Make the story better, remove Elise, make the continuity consistent, don't rush the project, remove the vehicles in Shadow stages, make Silver gameplay better and fast, and keep the good stuff like the soundtrack