This is just that collegehumor sketch ye olde black mirror

Outside bad, just extinct human

We laugh, but we know in our hearts that all this bullshit started because some motherfucker was like “hey you notice how logs roll I wonder if we can apply that knowledge somehow”

I legit want him to make this episode, unironically.

Me am play gods!

The episode would feature someone inventing a wheel and then rolling it over his friend or turning it into that death-chariot from Ben-Hur. Or it would just POV a tribe of non-wheeled ancients being ruthlessly obliterated by an army of chariots.

i know its a joke but you can’t do stone age Black Mirror, it defeats the purpose 😂

In many day, cave will have only wheel, then wheel spirit who love wheel will turn evil and we will be crushed by wheel