Valve has just become so successful that they don't know what else to do, so they just goof off in RND spending.

Basically

Looks neat but can it play games like Final Fantasy XIV?

And why does it feel like everyone copies Nintendo?

You're supposed to be satire

close enough

Me reading the comments and wondering why everyone thinks this is real. 🤦‍♂️

"At press time, a full technical spec sheet for the Switch Pro also revealed that it would include a long-awaited Switch feature of functional analog sticks." Well shit, I'm sold on it then.