Hard Drive · Jul 8, 2021 · 7:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive · Jul 8, 2021 · 7:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

8 Jul 2021

Disciple Feels Like Jesus Could Have at Least Sealed Away His Power in Some Kind of Sword or Something hard-drive.net/disciple-feel…

Disciple Feels Like Jesus Could Have at Least Sealed Away His Power in Some Kind of Sword or...

Thomas the Apostle revealed his disappointment, stating that Jesus could have at least enchanted a weapon or something before he died.

Jul 8, 2021 · 7:00 PM UTC

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Lofti Pixels · Jul 8, 2021 · 7:01 PM UTC

Lofti Pixels

@loftipixels

8 Jul 2021

That’s why he’s the King of Chads

Chris Mese · Jul 8, 2021 · 7:12 PM UTC

Chris Mese @whatamese

8 Jul 2021

I have heard 1 too many religious people call the Bible one, and will try to argue it is in fact a real sword.

Guilherme Pallas · Jul 8, 2021 · 7:42 PM UTC

Guilherme Pallas @guipallas

8 Jul 2021

It's hard stopping myself from posting spoilers, but he 'did' seal his power and left for people to find. It's not on a cool sword though

ModerateNerdWit · Jul 8, 2021 · 7:18 PM UTC

ModerateNerdWit @ModerateNerdWit

8 Jul 2021

imo most of your material is hilarious and fantastic but this one fell below the mark. Hard to compete with the BabylonBee on this tbh

El Tenebroso Señor Potter · Jul 9, 2021 · 6:18 AM UTC

El Tenebroso Señor Potter @ElViejoPotter

9 Jul 2021

This is basically the setting of Anima: Beyond Fantasy.

Tukenfarben · Jul 8, 2021 · 7:05 PM UTC

Tukenfarben @tukenfarben

8 Jul 2021

The Spear of Longinus is not nearly as cool as its badass name would imply.