"Yikes." "This ain't it." "Bad timing." "Hard working journalists." "GAMERGAET!" Someone needs to fix the barks of the NPCs 'round here.

Can't believe people took the bait of this obvious onion news. Absolute chomping at the bite. 😂😂😂 Too much water... I'm drowning.

To all the people who are crying about a "MeAn ArTiCle"

Now to be fair, there are good video game journalists out there. None of them are working for IGN.

It’s been two days and dudebro gamers keep being mean to me in a thread for voicing my discontent. Still they will say video game journalists aren’t oppressed. This says a lot about the internet. -Tweeted by GangAvocadoToast

Few game journos have a sense of humour. That requires three things, a brain, a heart, and an individual soul. Since they’re connected to a hive mind, all three are missing.

For everyone that is using a fucking real life conflict as a fucking defense on why this article shouldn't exist, I have one thing to say to all of you:

This joke gets a ‘7.8/10 too much water’

The salt is heavy in this thread. Oh boy.