This is actually just really bad.

Well. This was one big pile of bollocks. Wish I didn’t waste precious minutes of my life reading this.

Things you can say about game journos but not your spouse

Anyone getting upset at this has definitely reviewed a game without playing/finishing it. If you’re actually competent, I doubt you’d be here crying over a joke article.

Game journos after realizing nobody likes them and they have to play games as a "job".

I need context of why everyone is so angry at this article. And uh... please refrain from the sarcastic "cuz they're babies/woke dorks" comment or any sort of variant cuz I'm genuinely curious about what the fuck is happening...

If the idea behind this Tweet was to solicit histrionic responses from games critics who pretend like they're war correspondents, then in the immortal words of Gold Five: Stay on target.

A lot of people whining about pronouns here for no apparent reason.

look at all the shitheads in the replies agreeing with this joke and maybe consider that's not the audience you should appeal to