Lol, this is pretty funny.

Game journalists that are offended by this are the ones in this headline.

Everyone, Calm down, it's satire. We all know games journalists don't actually play games, stop freaking out.

why are game journalists actin like they are some protected minority? We can make fun of you, its just a job, you aren't a protected class because you wrote a review about Gex "punching down" like HARDDRIVE is the elite

How are people offended by this? By this??

That there is a nice piece of satire.

This is a beautifully written piece of satire, which has triggered the right people. This is important for the betterment of the gaming industry

Hahahaha 😅🤣

If this article offends you as a game journalist, then maybe it's time you pack up and move aside for those more passionate and diligent for what the job entails. If you're doing good work, then how can you be bothered? Something really telling and bizarre about these reactions.