Then what the fuck am I doing, I’m not playing my Pokémon yellow for VGC last I checked

They were referred to as “casualisticals”, eventually shortened to casuals.

Blasphemy. How did they live without trophies/achievements?

"historians were dismayed to find a journal entry in the time capsule which contained potential evidence of the first ever rage quit" I suppose the end of an era had to come about sometime, but man, how tragic. That feels just like the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Incredible.

Impossible

This one isn't even parody...

Ew! People actually PLAYED games and not just complain about them online?

Doctored image. Literally lies.