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Replying to @HardDriveMag
At least they give you the rest of the full game unlike EA
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Wait, Metroid is a girl?
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
As if I needed another incentive to buy a sexy Samus Amiibo! What they need to do is make a brunette Samus to align with her mom Varia suit colours from the orignal game. Same with Peach.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
but you have to buy the $80 controller or else the controls don't work because Nintendo wants to keep an "authentic gameplay experience"
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
The entire fuckin article is a masterpiece, goddammit
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
I could almost believe this is real.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag @RayNarvaezJr
Preface this by saying I know the article is satire, but: We talkin' burly man Samus, or "looks like actual Samus but is a guy" Samus? Because that second one? I wouldn't buy the amiibo. I'd play femboy Samus every run.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Remember when they did lock Metroid content behind amiibos in Samus Returns?
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Replying to @HardDriveMag @sentientsixp
No problem at all I would buy it regardless
Replying to @HardDriveMag
This shit sent me 😭 Go read the whole thing if you didn't
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