Please tell me this is satire
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Man, I’d be legit tempted by a 15-foot Miyamoto statue.
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But will he be still naked at the end?
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Wouldn't mind Samus as a brunette for old times sake.
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I can see Nintendo fans defending this decision as well.
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you play as justin bailey samus until you buy the 500 dollar giant samus plush
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I know this is a joke article, but please don't give them any ideas.
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