I lol'd Too close to the mark but I lol'd

I want a gamer Sherlock book where every hunch ties back to either Brie Larson or Kathleen Kennedy

"The gender reveal party provided five PHDs and a black belt to the two month old baby" confessed the gamer, "I don't know if women can really do that, but that just feels forced" The gamer rolls his eyes and shrug "I just don't think a baby with a pink sidecut is -normal-"

This one has layers.

he called the SWAT on his sister's second child reveal party?!

FEEEEEMAAALEEEE?

"Why do they keep politicizing having kids?"

"funny tweets"

God family...why'd you have go all political

@homdTheUnloved true gamer