just make a credit card out of wood

He does okay, though. He never loses any change.

Don't even ask what happened to his VHS collection.

In canon, Magneto can super-precisely manipulate magnetic fields (he can literally reprogram computers with his powers). He could probably pay by putting his HAND to the scanner.

Fckn brilliant

real talk how does magneto not just get bored from not being able to look at a working television

Magneto is that person holding up the line because they insist the store accepts a check...