remember when Magic the Gathering gave us cards to reveal & told us they were gonna be really awesome? and then it ended up just being 5 basic lands??? apparently they feel bad & are going to let us redeem ourselves. holy shit i’m so excited to do a REAL card reveal this time!!!
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omg this is gonna be so sick. if you don't know, the more text a card has on it, the more complicated, important, and cool it is. this is such a big deal for us - we're huge fans!! there's no way we got tricked again but i would LOSE my mind lol. luckily there's no way, though
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Apr 22, 2021 · 7:00 PM UTC

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Are they defying YuGiOh in absurdly long texts that nobody asked for?
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That there is no angled T symbol on the card even with 3 opportunities makes me sad
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This is functionally different than a Swamp because if you animated it and then copied it with an effect like Sakashima the Impostor's, its name would still be swamp because its rules text stating its name is Swamp would overwrite Sakashima's ability.
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Basically TypeScript in MTG
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This is a good choice of meme to make real. Sadly, it's soured by the idiotic pricing structure/anti-consumerism of the secret lair model.
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