oh jesus christ that was gross. please do not abuse telepathy!
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What am I thinking?
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i emit pellets of knowledge! as well as pellets of small regurgitated food that i've eaten, such as small mice or rats. do gotta be careful not to eat Typhoid Rats, however, as they have deathtouch and will immediately kill me
Are you able to emit small pellets?
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overhearing a lot of students talking about trees today and can't help but note how excited they are. so glad to have enthusiastic Green players here at Strixhaven!!
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we get healthcare, dental, and protection from Black and Green
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What union benefits do Strixhaven teachers enjoy?
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are you excess mana from before 2009? because it sounds like you got majorly burned here. maybe try a dating app? please no jokes about Tinder - we birds find them pretty humorless nitter.vloup.ch/savelil1th/statu…
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you are 14 years old
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Can you please become funny
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young people face so much pressure to succeed these days. whenever a student comes to me asking how to be a successful mage, i always advise them to simply play Green.
I keep trying to get into Magic, but so far I'm stuck at the point that I'm referencing the strategy insert for pre-constructed decks. Any hints on learning the deep art of altering decks? Making one from scratch is, of course, a topic beyond the scope of this medium.
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MTG Arena.... what... wait a minute.... is this a game? do i live inside a card game?! what is going on here?!?!? oh god oh god is my entire life a card game for evolved ape people??? no no no i can't think like this. just stay positive, Mavinda. you're ok
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So like....is that top knot a fashion choice...?
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happy 420
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Is this the best art in MTG?
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laughing my owl ass off right now. friggin losing it over this. because owls say "hoo" right? grow up
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college can be an incredibly stressful time, and it’s important students know it’s ok to take a break. there’s nothing wrong with deciding to sit back, hold open mana, and pass the turn

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just to clarify, ‘bird advisor,’ means I'm a bird that’s an advisor. as a very powerful mage, there are many many things i am capable of doing that blow your mind. but i will not help you learn about birds. that's on you
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i've worked hard to get where i am, but i've spent my entire life living in fear of lightning bolt. anyone who jokes about "bolting the bird" will be blocked and reported nitter.vloup.ch/bijanstephen/sta…
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sometimes i just ruffle my feathers for no reason honestly. just sort of a bird thing. not a big deal
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what really ruffles your feathers
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that's disgusting! i would NEVER put pineapple on pizza. my topping of choice will forever be pepperoni and small rodents
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Why do people do the sinful act of putting pineapple on pizza?
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no, she's a new hire. but Onyx is a very normal name that doesn’t all sound like something a necromancer would make up to sound cool, so i look forward to working with her!
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Have you met Professor Onyx? Does she seem familiar to you? I swear I’ve seen here somewhere else...
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you have to learn what makes art "good" to you. deepen your connection to your favorite art, and you will realize the "good"ness is not in the art itself, but your relationship to it. all you have to do is pass that relationship forward thru your own art
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How do i stop being bad at art
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really any spell that destroys all opponent creatures will be helpful for hockey because then you can just skate up to the goal and score nitter.vloup.ch/PortlandStems/st…
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well that's my time! thank you for letting me answer all of your questions. in today's busy world, it's hard to get a 360-degree view of life's problems. well, not if you’re a magical owl. goodbye! nitter.vloup.ch/zeropointenemy/s…
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i definitely think they're a problem but it's OK to keep them around in certain formats
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Should nerds be banned
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