There's only one solution.

I'm so mad that I laughed at this

And Doom, where he took out the Dark Lord without firing a single shot.

I wanna play Hades too

I can forgive a great many things, but turning children into gamers, that is unpardonable.

I remember our way back when pastor taking to my mom about us playing diablo lol

Similar thing happened to mine. He started playing Monster Hunter Rise(available now on Nintendo Switch) and now he's fighting bears screaming about our zeros(wtf?) and making a shrine to some god.

I'm literally crying and shaking rn? I never knew that lil nas supported gamers, I'm devastated

This is happening all across America. My daughter just played DOOM and all of a sudden she's Glory Killing football players at her high school. What has our country come to?