Elon Musk Admits He Wants to Travel to Mars Because No One Hates Him There Yet

AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the reason he’s so keen on…

Mar 28, 2021 · 1:00 PM UTC

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IPA Guy Posting · Mar 28, 2021 · 1:09 PM UTC

IPA Guy Posting @AgentSmokinFire

28 Mar 2021

Hard Times coming out with the good satire as per usual

This Floof is Aloof 🐈‍⬛ · Mar 28, 2021 · 2:16 PM UTC

This Floof is Aloof 🐈‍⬛ @catdadpotat

28 Mar 2021

Unfunny. This is why people are moving to The Babylon Bee™️.

Almost 6’4 And Only Getting Stronger · Mar 28, 2021 · 1:03 PM UTC

Almost 6’4 And Only Getting Stronger @Ready2D60203704

28 Mar 2021

I doubt some internet bullying will stop him

robin · Mar 28, 2021 · 1:06 PM UTC

robin @muhcaw

28 Mar 2021

yet

𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘴!🔞 · Mar 29, 2021 · 12:08 AM UTC

𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘴!🔞 @allislewd

29 Mar 2021

Inb4 weird nerds come to his defense

🏳️‍🌈 Mudkip · Mar 28, 2021 · 4:26 PM UTC

🏳️‍🌈 Mudkip @brai_1993

28 Mar 2021

Yet

Darth Butt 🏳️‍🌈 · Mar 28, 2021 · 2:04 PM UTC

Darth Butt 🏳️‍🌈 @DarthButt

28 Mar 2021

Now I'm just picturing Martians going "man fuck that guy"

akash · Mar 28, 2021 · 4:18 PM UTC

akash @nocashirl

28 Mar 2021

hoping he sees this and loses his shit