can’t wait for the article 6 months form now saying “gamer finally finished wiki deep dive to catch up on series lore for splatoon 3”

Me

Yo it's actually lowkey deep all humans are dead and a new race has appeared which is between octopus and humans. Which means someone fucked an octopus

Unrealistic. Where's the point in the deep dive where Skritcherson gets horny for one or more of the Squid Sisters?

It’s mad max with squids

Is there a Splatton Iceberg meme? I feel like there must be at this point

Yeah it’s very deep