Is this even satire? It is true!

*9 autosaves in the last 5 mins* *Clicks create new save juuuuuuust in case*

Fuck, you can’t keep landing crits on me like this

Save states don't quite do it either. If a real save is a luscious and tasty bakery-made loaf of bread and autosaves are like a a box of crispbread, save states are like a dry, tasteless bun bought in a plastic bag from the "these were baked yesterday" section.

me finding out P5R autosaves:

game autosaves I quicksave for good measure

I know this is a joke, and I grew up in the PS3 era, but I get dopamine every time I save or save state.

in a game like Stalker where you quicksave like crazy, it feels nice going back to a game where each save feels unique and different. a game where you made massive amounts of progress and don't have to save ten times per step is great.

I still save afterwards then there's games like stardew valley that just force you to trust auto saves and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment

Turn autosave off entirely for real Gamer™ cred