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Blizzard Gives Employees Box With 8.3% Chance of Containing Pink Slip

IRVINE, Calif. — After a recent earnings report announced record revenue, Activision-Blizzard initiated layoffs by handing out boxes to its 9,600 employees that had 8.3%…

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Replying to @HardDriveMag @patrickklepek
The year of health insurance was very nice of them.
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This is why I don't trust anything from Activision these days.
Replying to @HardDriveMag @MSipher
If you must give them ideas, give them helpful ideas.
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Their servers are down right now, if it makes you feel better. It makes me feel better.
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I'm tired of living in a timeline where reality uses satire magazines for ideas.
Replying to @HardDriveMag @GameOverGreggy
We are literally post irony at this point.
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This is a terrible joke right? I think this is the grounds for a class action lawsuit
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I mean after the Hongkong censorship of Blizzard that doesnt really surprise me. Sad about older games like SC2 but well.
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Ah yes, the consolation prize that means "Thank you for working with us, now fuck off."
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it's hard to miss when you're killing them execution style
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