how did they do something dumber than our old article

Mar 16, 2021 · 9:43 PM UTC

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Blizzard Gives Employees Box With 8.3% Chance of Containing Pink Slip

IRVINE, Calif. — After a recent earnings report announced record revenue, Activision-Blizzard initiated layoffs by handing out boxes to its 9,600 employees that had 8.3%…

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People are ignoring the 90 day severance pay and the year health benefits as layoffs go this isn’t bad
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Activision kicking out staff is necessary. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to afford Bobby Kotick.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag @Actually_Tina
ohhh my goodness, the satire has become reality
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"Employees also received compensation in the form of an extra 30 mins in the ball pit"
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Replying to @HardDriveMag @GameOverGreggy
Wait Activision just laid off more people? Didn’t they just lay off people last year?
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$$$ Corporations value money over anyone's lives.
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god imagine having rate ups for earning vacation days
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"Hey bro, sorry about laying you off. Here's a giftcard. Don't spend it all at once now."
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That’s actually hilarious. Like, the fact they managed to do something worse. Not the fact people are being laid off and then kicked while they’re down.
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"Sorry but we're firing you, have some gift cards that you can spend to support our company"
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