Yoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just Ate

YOSHI’S ISLAND — Beloved dinosaur and Super Smash Bros. fighter Yoshi became the proud parent of Captain Falcon seconds after consuming him, sources say, lending…

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Called "Turn O'Brien" · Feb 28, 2021 · 4:08 PM UTC

Called "Turn O'Brien" @iamnotatwit

28 Feb 2021

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Yoshi is a Chimera Ant.

Low View Count ☁️ · Feb 28, 2021 · 4:19 PM UTC

Low View Count ☁️ @lowviewcount

28 Feb 2021

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Off stage egg lays being a late term abortion.

rachel 🦑🪩 · Feb 28, 2021 · 4:17 PM UTC

rachel 🦑🪩 @Rachelicate

28 Feb 2021

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that's how the tax fraud works

SupaIsaiah016 ΔΔΔ · Feb 28, 2021 · 4:04 PM UTC

SupaIsaiah016 ΔΔΔ @SupaIsaiah016

28 Feb 2021

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how does the egg come out

TriZard | Playing P4G · Feb 28, 2021 · 4:09 PM UTC

TriZard | Playing P4G @TriforceZard

28 Feb 2021

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Happy for him

Bondforged Osha 🏳️‍⚧️ @osha.bsky.social · Feb 28, 2021 · 4:03 PM UTC

Bondforged Osha 🏳️‍⚧️ @osha.bsky.social @Oshamoff

28 Feb 2021

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haha

Thomas Waggoner · Feb 28, 2021 · 7:40 PM UTC

Thomas Waggoner @saint23thomas

28 Feb 2021

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Evan Mulshine · Feb 28, 2021 · 4:02 PM UTC

Evan Mulshine @EvanMulshine

28 Feb 2021

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Bullshit. Yoshi’s “eggs” are poop and everybody knows it