scripts? wtf?

I immediately throw away the script and attempt to seduce every goblin I see.

Lol

Was just playing a session where the last two “bad guys” were elderly, formerly enslaved goblins starving to death, by DMs description. Two in the party, lawful good, insisted on carrying them into town for justice where they would be hung. I’m like fuck off dudes. No way.

I had this DM in play-by-post. We were there to witness the grandeur of his creation.

This is a great one

Oh no worries. There was never a campaign that players could not derail on a lark

We've all dreamed of doing this sometime...

I wouldn't follow it just to spite him