I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day

Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as CEO of Amazon. All of…

Feb 2, 2021 · 11:14 PM UTC

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LUIS™ · Feb 3, 2021 · 12:02 AM UTC

LUIS™ @LuisComedian

3 Feb 2021

His load cost more than my rent

Ankle Megami Tensei · Feb 3, 2021 · 12:05 AM UTC

Ankle Megami Tensei @StochasticOoze

3 Feb 2021

what was stopping him before

greyfu · Feb 2, 2021 · 11:21 PM UTC

greyfu @GREY_FU

2 Feb 2021

He knows whacking off only pays $50 right? Not $2000 a second