Replying to @HardDriveMag
>8 pages describing a meal. When I was younger I thought bigger novels were obviously going to be better, boy, in hindsight I truly was retarded.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag @JohannesEvans
And in audiobook form, the dread is that the narrator might tunelessly sing them, requiring me to stop what I’m doing and hit the fwd 15 seconds button until it’s over.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Tolkien: I'mma gonna put an entire elvish dictionary in this fantasy novel
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Nothing worse than musical segments in a written novel.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Listen to the Bard's Song then