Sesame Street Helps Losers Cope by Introducing Muppet that Sucks Ass at Halo

NEW YORK — Sesame Street announced plans to introduce a new Muppet that is absolutely horrendous at the video game Halo, in an effort to…

Jan 26, 2021 · 4:00 PM UTC

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Spaceboi Scaphandre  🇺🇦🔞 · Jan 26, 2021 · 4:15 PM UTC

Spaceboi Scaphandre  🇺🇦🔞 @Dr_Scaphandre

26 Jan 2021

Now make a muppet who teaches Mortal Kombat players about how to play around zoners

Low View Count ☁️ · Jan 26, 2021 · 7:15 PM UTC

Low View Count ☁️ @lowviewcount

26 Jan 2021

Voiced by Ninja.

Tierdra · Jan 26, 2021 · 4:01 PM UTC

Tierdra @Tierdra

26 Jan 2021

"When was the first time you saw yourself in media?'

Lu :) · Jan 27, 2021 · 2:34 PM UTC

Lu :) @Noctis_Timor

27 Jan 2021

TRUE, HARD DRIVE