hoooooooooooooly shit big news. we have been chosen to reveal some cards from the new Magic the Gathering Kaldheim set today. this is a HUGE deal for gamers. and yea, we're being told we have the "most important" cards in the set #MTGKaldheim #RaiseYourAxe @wizards_magic

blown away by how cool this is. we're told the cards we are revealing "will be in every single new deck" once they are released. we haven't seen them yet, but they must be some of the most powerful cards ever introduced. and we're big fans. these articles are autobiographical

ok. so... we just got card one of three that we’re revealing. it’s a basic land card. “mountain.” i’m so embarrassed. trying to just stay positive. there's two cards left, that i'm sure - SURE - are at least planeswalkers. land cards can be cool, right? people love mono-red!

two land cards in a row. this is rough. we overhyped this for sure. i guess we're just a "joke site" to people, huh? is that it??? all the wizards of the coast are prob laughing at us rn. but there's still one more card. there's still a chance it could be... a secret weapon