hoooooooooooooly shit big news. we have been chosen to reveal some cards from the new Magic the Gathering Kaldheim set today. this is a HUGE deal for gamers. and yea, we're being told we have the "most important" cards in the set #MTGKaldheim #RaiseYourAxe @wizards_magic
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blown away by how cool this is. we're told the cards we are revealing "will be in every single new deck" once they are released. we haven't seen them yet, but they must be some of the most powerful cards ever introduced. and we're big fans. these articles are autobiographical
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ok. so... we just got card one of three that we’re revealing. it’s a basic land card. “mountain.” i’m so embarrassed. trying to just stay positive. there's two cards left, that i'm sure - SURE - are at least planeswalkers. land cards can be cool, right? people love mono-red!
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two land cards in a row. this is rough. we overhyped this for sure. i guess we're just a "joke site" to people, huh? is that it??? all the wizards of the coast are prob laughing at us rn. but there's still one more card. there's still a chance it could be... a secret weapon
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is anyone looking to buy 3 land cards

Jan 12, 2021 · 7:00 PM UTC

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I mean... I think this is my nnew favourite island so don't feel TOO bad... at least they didn't just give you three variants of the same basic land... right?
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People see a turn 1 Island and you can feel their sodium rising.
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You just spoiled the most broken card in the game.
Good banter but this island is gorgeous.
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They-they just went and reprinted the most powerful card in magic and gave it to you to preview.
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at this time of year, etc.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
The last land should be banned, too powerful
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probably shouldn't run multi-color, real risk of getting mana flooded like this