Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do you feel that you have…

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Brianna Wu · Jan 10, 2021 · 2:19 PM UTC

Brianna Wu @BriannaWu

10 Jan 2021

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Oh my God, Donkey Kong was a morally bankrupt capitalist THE WHOLE TIME

Kantrip · Jan 10, 2021 · 5:58 PM UTC

Kantrip @kongmunism

10 Jan 2021

Replying to @HardDriveMag

FACTS

Josh! · Jan 10, 2021 · 2:59 PM UTC

Josh! @McNolf

10 Jan 2021

Replying to @HardDriveMag

A real banana republic

medium fiend 2 · Jan 10, 2021 · 2:02 PM UTC

medium fiend 2 @oliverisaakeddy

10 Jan 2021

Replying to @HardDriveMag

But those are the fruits of his labor

I Love Fluttershy · Jan 10, 2021 · 4:01 PM UTC

I Love Fluttershy @DeityFluttershy

10 Jan 2021

Replying to @HardDriveMag

All DK and his family do is kill the innocents, I say fuck em. Like really, all of their “enemies” do is walk back a fourth while DK and his Criminal family jumps on them, throws Barrels, and explosives at them. King K Rool fights back once and suddenly he’s the bad guy? PFFT!