It just sounds like you're using Habitica.

Whales who feed their kids everyday are why this parenting thing is so unbalanced.

food is a login streak reward

Life As a Service

I got the kid grinding for darkness and gems in Hades for me before they get their can of beans. It builds character.

Cant wait to announce my child he has a double xp weekend. Which means he gets 10 Gbucks (gamer dollar) for takin out of the trash instead of 5

Homework is an optional sidequest. Not fun but gives skillpoints.

If you don't do your dailies you'll never level up! Make sure to drink your stay boosters.

if my kid has both parts of the tool but *dont* combine them in their inventory before use, they dont eat. simple as that