Being completely honest I was expecting it to be another joke since, y'know, Hard Times being a satirical gaming news site

Nintendo’s bout to slap with that C&D

This requires flash in order for it to run doesn't it? LOL

Damn it actually works on my smartphone

door stuck

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING YOU FUCKS

Me: "I wonder if they used this new DOSBox over JavaScript to actually emulate DOOM in the middle of the article" [checks article] Me: "Good job everyone, you actually made the joke work"

There's some real time travel fuckery in this article and I love it.

You weren't kidding.

Woah 😦