Careful, Mitchell might come after you for hurting his feelings!

Pacman's eyebrows are horrifying

"I had a wife, but they took her in the divorce."

This is very deft: "If you can hit the high scores in Ms. Pac-Man, then you can hit the high scores with Ms. Mitchell as well. But when you can’t do that, well… you lose a lot of my patience for your rockstar arcade video game celebrity lifestyle.”

wait, is this not real?

His wife, Pac-Man