Such a shitty pseudo-review.

Umm... this is satire, right?

"... Mandatory 6 day work week" Oh no what a nightmare. For real tho, I hope they get what they deserve

Satirical or not, this is hard truth.

"Yes, people are going to work hard and do their absolute best to evaluate this game in a reasonable way for you." Yeah, no. Mainlining a game that requires experiencing the world just so you can beat your competitors to a half-baked review isn't "absolute best" OR reasonable

a quintessential example of the rough chuckle

and the IGN strategy guide is the most helpful piece of literature ever written

The satire being that you assume the abused workers are going to get a bonus. Hahahahaaaah... reality, eh? 🙄