Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two

DENVER — Aspiring author Gus Webber has announced another delay in his debut novel, which he anticipates will take the literary world by storm, due…

Dec 5, 2020 · 4:00 PM UTC

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viz, 🛹🐕 coach · Dec 5, 2020 · 4:34 PM UTC

viz, 🛹🐕 coach @vzxkr

5 Dec 2020

take ur time dude

no bother me · Dec 5, 2020 · 7:03 PM UTC

no bother me @JashTime

5 Dec 2020

I didn't postpone it. I just have a lot of Harry Potter fanfic commissions to get through.

Dumbass · Dec 5, 2020 · 4:01 PM UTC

Dumbass @neonbriefs

5 Dec 2020

FINE, I'll do it already